And ladies shouldn't be messed with. Thank you, Forever the Sickest Kids. That song has been stuck in my head for MONTHS now.

NABBED FROM .

Hair:

[ ] Extensions
[x] Dyed at least once [I've been dyeing my hair since I was 12, people.]
[x] Dyed it more then 5 times [Agreeing with Sarah -- more than five COLORS. XD]
[x] Use hairspray, hair gel etc. [Hair polish and usually something to make it lie flat when I've just had it cut -- because it's always too short on top to do what I want it to.]
[ ] Change hairstyle regularly
[ ] Have layers, hair feathered etc.
[x] Straighten your hair [Everyday thing -- I refuse to go out without straight hair. It just doesn't happen that way.]
[ ] Curl your hair
[x] Blow dry your hair [To rid it of the poof, indeed.]
[ ] Lots of clips, hair bands etc.

So far = 5


Face:

[ ] Foundation DARKER than your natural skin tone [Can't wear stuff on my face .. I hate the way it feels and I end up scrubbing it off.]
[ ] Foundation which matches your skin tone
[x] Mascara [Makes my eyelashes purty.]
[x] Eyeliner [I should probably stock up on eyeliner .. I go through it like most people go through toilet paper.]
[ ] Blusher
[ ] Bronzer
[ ] Lip gloss, lip stick etc [Agreeing with Sarah again -- CHAPSTICK. My lips somehow seem to STAY chapped, and I don't like it. Anything else on my lips gets chewed off and thus defeats the purpose.]
[ ] Fake eyelashes
[ ] Eyelash curlers
[ ] About a million makeup bags and brushes [One makeup bag that has about .. three or four things in it that I use on a regular basis. I should clean it out.]

So far = 7


Body

[x] A piercing
[x] More than one piercing [I haven't had just ONE piercing since I was 13, if ear piercings count. Though I fail to see how more than one piercing is girly -- since most girly-girls I know tend to just have a belly ring and that's it. SOMETHING I WOULD NOT GET. Too fat. XD]
[ ] Fake tan
[x] Have/had fake nails [In my defense, it was for my high school graduation .. I thought it would look nice, and it did. They were fucking annoying, though. Couldn't do a goddamn thing with my hands.]
[ ] Eyebrows waxed/threaded
[x] Have used a sun bed [When I was a young'n, I thought it was cool to be tan. This was before I had ever made any attempts at correcting my pastiness, and thus had to find out the hard way that Irish girls are pale for a reason. We burn, baby.]
[ ] Have had a pedicure
[ ] Have had a manicure
[x] Legs waxed/shaved [I like smooth legs, thanks.]
[x] Tattoos [Just the one, so far ..]

So far = 13

Others

[ ] Worn/wear colored contacts
[ ] Worn/wear contact lenses [Dude .. I can't stand the idea of something that close to my eye .. though I'll admit I want some bright green ones for whenever I get around to cosplaying Axel formally, and brightbright blue ones for Zack and Rufus. Mako eyes = love.]
[ ] Own fake designer stuff
[ ] Follow the latest trends
[ ] Look orange regularly [I'd say blue was more my color.]
[ ] Pretend your fake stuff is real
[ ] Wear a lot of perfume [Sensitive skin makes for not-so-much-perfume-wearing. Axe doesn't bother me, though, which is good. Lovelovelove that stuff. Recovery and Fever are my favorites.]
[ ] Wear flesh colored tights so your legs look darker.
[x] Wear a more then 5 pieces of jewelery at a time [Lessee -- two necklaces, three pairs of earrings, eyebrow lip and tongue ring, six bracelets, a watch and wedding rings. I feel naked if I'm not wearing any of this. I'm serious.]
[ ] Most of your clothes have fake diamonds on them [I don't do bling, real or fake, thanks so much.]

So far = 14

Have you:

[ ] Considered a boob job
[x] Considered/had lipo suction [I could use some, yeah, if it were free and completely safe. I'd like to be skinny.]
[ ] Wanted your lips to be fuller
[ ] Considered/had botox
[x] Gone on a diet [.. my mom put me on a diet when I was ten. Had me drinking Slimfast shakes for breakfast before school. Now, though, I just want to lose about twenty more pounds and I think I might be happy.]
[x] Gone to the gym [Used to work for the Y, and that came with a free membership. This is where I found out I could bench press 300+ pounds with my legs. XD]
[ ] Had your teeth bleached /whitened professionally
[ ] Bleached/whitened your teeth at home
[ ] Had work done on your teeth so they are perfect
[ ] Had any plastic surgery

Total: 17

Now multiply your answer by 2 -- comes out to 34%. Hm. I'm more girly than I thought -- owed solely to my being a poorly misguided teenager in thinking that tans and acrylic tips were the cool things to have. Silly me. XD

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.OMNOMNOM.


.Mm .. tasty.

.Worship-worthy.